king arthur's table-s good joke..

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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch ofaneighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals . So, the monarch offered him his freedom,as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess,the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would havet he answer.But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrivedand Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth,smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a pugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot,learning of the proposal, spoke withArthur.He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered ... is to be in charge of herown life. Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that thewitch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him.The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle,an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during theday,but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments? What would YOU do?What Lancelot chose is below. BUT ... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life .Now ... what is the moral to this story?Scroll downThe moral is..... If you don't let a woman have her own way....Things are going to get UGLY!

a musical to remember indeed

its been a while since i blog here,well i still got to put in some entries to keep my blog alive rite..hehe meanwhile past 3 weeks,have been working out in the gym a lot, n mind u i have not gone any thinner because i just realised det the more u work out the more u eat....wat to do ur appetite increases because u become more active, nevertheless i ve been attending some really great classes especially the latest form of yoga-tantra,known as the highest form of yoga exercise,this experienced instructor by the name of master lingam, well having had 24 yrs of experience under his belt, presumably he definitely qualifies to teach a yoga of that standard.Only thing was he never warn us intermediate or i rather say start over begineers bout how tough the poses are, and thanks to his class, i m suffering from a sore back,spine n toes haha, bet u din know det the strongest pose and hardest one to do is to have ur toes balance ur entire weight,well..i was told even a person of the greatest stamina,endurance etc..could not master this particular pose either....which means that since i did it, so i must be damn strong..(haha, no way...)
My brother had gone to the states for vacation, and its been 3 weeks already bet he's having a great time dere....meanwhile just hope he remembers to get me my stuff hehe....meanwhile some pretty good n bad news happened over this 3 weeks, firstly my trip to the states had to be postponed due to some glitches, anyhow its better that i go next yr i guess....but i do feel somewhat dissapointed with it for i had been looking forward to see my best friend dere....yet, no worries k..i do understand bout the things, so don't bother feeling bad cuz its not like i ll not go, its just at a later time, besides i had already submit my visa application, which means i ve a visa valid for 10 yrs, now tell me how would i possibly not go within this period hehe..:)
Apart from det, my dad's best friend really kept to his word, gosh, he's the one with the son in the making of becoming one of those stars in TVB, anyhow...dad pass me the VVIP tickets yesterday ,and my mom, aunt n i went to watch wat i consider the most unforgetable musical of all times.Seriously, i had been exposed to musicals ever since i was young, because i had the chance to participate and act in it as well, so threatre works is something that i know a thing or two about , and the musical that i witnessed to yesterday was produced and starred by a group of famous n rather talented chinese led by the equally famous jacky cheung(also known as one of the 4 heavenly kings in HK)Anyways, i met aaron right dere when i was just bout to enter the stage to our seatings, it was really wat i call fated to meet, cuz never thought we could catch him as he was just so tremendously busy, well i ve not seen him close to a decade, and having remember the lil kid s time where we went to ocean park together etc..anyhow he seemed unabled to regcognised me at first..(hehe i must ve changed a lot, for the better i hope..)anyhow when he saw my mom who had the same face and seems to never grow ol...honestly my mom is blessed wif good genes...then he remembered hehe .
I am really happy for him because he finally achieve wat he had always dreamed of becoming, yet its a pity det his brother did not do so, cuz seriously he had a younger bro who's one word...cute..as in seriously good looking...another potential TVB star and best of all a graduate from Princeton all is it Cornell, whicheverlar....but anyhow wish him success..man i still cant believe it...sigh....its time i had better stay more focused to my own dreams as well...cuz really seeing him gave me a big motivation and i told myself det i must never give up on wat i want...so really ppl stay true to ur dreams, make sure u dream big, and dun ever evr give up on it..because u ll succeed if u really stay truly focused on it...just like my lil childhood friend whom i once considered ...wateverlar better not say it..anyways kudos to u..and i hope u ll end up being a big star in time...
Life been good, but i hope with this time i can do some self seeking, healing,and understanding of what i would, and want to go on in my journey in life, despite understanding det some things ..its better not to plan it first because u simply never know wat ll happen for sumtimes its up to God to plan it for u, yet, u do have a choice, and choosing the right choice can evidently lead u to a better destiny, cuz in a way destiny is in ur hands...as far as i m concern, i ve make an agreement to myself to understand det the way to go about things, is to always to be concentrated, consistent and patient enough so if i can stick to these virtues and practice what is preach.....hehe.:)anyways i think i ve just jot down a big entry so thats all for now....

a tribute to my phone...

this week was one of those week det i ll remember for a while, i know losing a phone is no biggie to some ppl afterall if the phones are bought by ur parents or given to u for free,u would not really experience the loss that much..anyhow..for those who earn or save ur own $$$ to buy ur stuff i m pretty sure u ll feel how i feel...anyways the story of my stolen phone happened 3 days ago...
i was meeting up wif a good galfriend mun mun for dinner in mid valley, as usual we were shopping around before our dinner and this month is the best month to shop wif sales everywhere as the festive season are just around the corner,while shopping for shoes, we were trying on pairs excitingly, and of cuz i was just unaware of my surroundings until much later, just as i was almost finishing dinner,n then i was expecting a call from karina as she promise to meet us for dessert together.....and then i realised my nokia 7260 barely 3 months old, first that i actually bought myself was missing...gosh this was soooo stupid of me, the phone was inside my bag its not det small and it is in a leather casing as well...so how the hell did i lose it without even noticing....
trust me i m still unable to forgive myself for my blurness and i guess i m just damn unlucky as basically i was a target of pickpockets and seriously these ppl are just so pro in it...sigh..my heart feels so heavy but what to do i should thank god that my wallet was not gone as well, at least i was save from the hassle of having to report lost documents...nevertheless the saddest thing was det i lost along some pictures, messages etc inside my phone which were never be uncovered not to mention contact list as well....i guess this means that i just ve to forget everything n start anew...now ve to start thinking of phones to get...haha a reason to ve no choice but to get a better n nicer phone....sigh at least that is the best comforting thought which most of my friends told me ..:P
moral of the stopry be careful when u go out,always keep alert of ur belongings n if u suspect anything wrong do something immediately dun be like me so blur....anyways i finally finish the harry potter 4th book...but i dun ve the mood to talk bout it just yet...meanwhile i m still figuring out the blogskin things,,,,,till then friends celebrating raya n deepavali..hope u all have a great celebration..:)

shopping spree duo..:p

my mom was on leave the last two days, thus the wicked daughter of hers suggested to plan a fun filled 2 days of enjoyment n relaxation for her...and of cuz women's best friend are none other than diamonds..(sorrylar not just yet,gimme another 10 yrs probably i ll bring u diamond shopping) and of cuz shopping!!! anyways we really pampered ourselves with spa,manicure,pedicures etc..all the girlie stuff....u know this was like the one time we actually done it for the year so seriously it was really great,admist all the business of our lives, one thing for sure is that we really must never forget to spend time with our love ones especially our parents and all...which remind me...would like to send my deepest condolence to the great first lady of our country datin endon, a true loss indeed to the country,however a lesson to learn here,cherish ur moms n dads cuz they really are the most important ppl in your lives at the end of the day...

The last 2 days was really great, i bought so many stuff from FCUK as it was again on sale,anyhow thanks to gym i m able to fit into pants n skirts which i thought i was not able too then..so of cuz i have to buy rite especially when it looks good and it is on sale...gosh there goes all the $$$..anyways i vow to stop buying so much stuff becuz i simply have more than enuff and yet it is all sitting in my wardrobe waiting to be worn....sigh..which means for the coming CNY i can like wear diff clothes everyday for 15 days...hehe....talk bout vain..oh i bought a bag too actually i ve been wanting to get this lovely gem sitted on the first floor of klcc, the forbidden floor, cuz prices are like 4 digits and above but too bad they dun ve the design i want anymore,sigh...so i settle for a much less pricey one,hmm sometimes i should limit myselflar...come to think of it i m just a student after all if, i would ve carried a bag which is almost like the price of half a laptop it is seriously too muchlar...

so i decided the bag will just ve to wait, and mind u i m not brand concious or anything is just that i ve this things with bags,especially when they starts with G,L and P..(hint hint) hehe :P oklar enuff of all this rantings about bags, i think it just ve to wait, probably next year (just 2 months aways hah..:) ) meanwhile i m very happy n rejuvenated with this shopping therapy, then again all gals are happy when they get to shop,its just this fun n exhilarating feeling gets u really excited and really happy...so i gotta get myself back to serious work after all the pampering....

btw we treat ourselves to tryout a lot of diff food from various restaurants, the new one Delicious opened by ms read,in Bangsar serve really great salads and cakes yummie...n there's vietnam kitchen famous vietnamese food in one utama,s well s euro deli's sausages...sigh..ve to get back to the gym seriously after all the food...anyhow gtg now but really tryout the places that i suggested serve really good food...:)

concealing under shadows..

sweet is what becomes of memories,
once faded,bitterness surrounds,
moving on is the option to maintain the fresh essence,
in denial of what bitterness it creates,
life still goes on and nothing should be left to ponder..

idleness force issues to arise or rather,
forcing the consequence of a denial to happen.
it makes one wonder why is the feeling of emotions such
a irrational movement,
yet,to be concealed is better to dictate...
or rather less talked bout,easier to forget..

problems do arise,when one lives in denial,
but why does the anger of emotions not perished?/
why people tend to be stubborn despite being told off,
embarassed? why??
perhaps thats all just det matters,
perhaps what they say is all true,
things really can get out of hand,
love truly exist,
or rather stupidity of not wanting to give up..or
maybe its just plain innocence det perfection lies, which does not in matters like such..

a burning decision, great regret,yet what should be done, nothing..
for the best thing to do is to maintain in silence and denial....

dinasties of ancient china...

i had just finished reading a rather philosphical book and i cant wait to talk about it..anyways i found another haunt for free and good reading its the latest bookshop BORDERs opened in Timesquare...which means now apart from kinokuniya i ve another place to hangout in..hehe :) anyways i feel so damn smart now after having finish a rather challenging book i must say..it relates to the entire history of China talking bout the dinasties which came along ,saw conquer and perish...in the midst of it are the ever entrigue stories of concubines,befallen empires,famous legends etc...not forgetting all the famous novels such as romance of the three kingdoms,and the pornographic turned literature of the red brick wall or stairs (hua hong lou),wait till i get my hands on det..trust me all the guys will be so thrill to learn the karma sutra of ancient china hehe..:P

Meanwhile i really wanna review more on this book but before i do so...i m trying to figure out the whole damn week to get my new blogskin out...which is proving to be such a big task to me....i mean a computer illiterate configuring all these info...gosh its gonna take me a bit more time...sigh..wish i knew more IT friends to help me out....then again i ve a big bro who's like the genious in it n yet i ve this feeling he does not know how to churn out a blogskin too hehe....seriously i gotta make it soon...and i promise afterthat u ll see photos,pics and all the great stuff on my better looking blog...but until then just be contended wif a bunch of words...but rather interesting ones i hope..:)

I had a great korean lunch wif my mom,however we ended up ordering too much becuz we din know det the appetizers r already like meals of its own, i guess we really paid to learn from our mistakes..:P hmm btw the mandarine oriental dinner the other nite was so good....we ate like kings,the chef actually prepared a dish rite in front of us in their open kitchen making our mouths water just looking at it,and the dish was none other than their award winning pekingnese duck,yummy..oklar enuff of all this talk bout food...meanwhile i ve decided i m gonna be learning some crash course baking soon,u know my parents used to own a cafe cum restaurant something like a fusion of madam kwan and secret recipe,which means i v had always been exposed to the food thing since young,i really wanna get back the passion i had on cakes and start making really good ones too...hmm...now i ve to scout for a good pastry chef..maybe i ll enquire with french or swiss embassy to check it out hehe...:P

time flies when u r enjoying urself...

another friday...hmm lately i noticed that i ve been rather lazy to blog..nevertheless its good to drop by to put down some stuff so det whenever i reread these it keeps some memories alive :)
Meanwhile,these days i ve been lazing around doing the usual things a student on hols does...been out to the gym quite frequently wasting my time dere...at least i m doing something healthy cuz u know,when u r on holiday being a couch potato is pretty normal so the extra kilos really creep in when u dun do anything but sit dere...

Anyhow i went attend a press conference 2 days ago wif karina...it was in westin and it was regarding some launching of fashion for shoes,a rather popular one as a matter of fact,i got to see the who's who dere including the latest up n coming model amber chia, u know she's really not det great looking in person, still wonder why she won the guess modelling contest...thanks to my ever popular journalist friend,again was treated like a VIP,food spread was really good....unfortunately i made a pledge to give up unhealthy food cuz really i cant afford to put on anymore weight hehe...besides after having to endure all those combat,pump,balance etc classses seriously i m not going through all det shit just to end up as jumbo the elynn-phant...:) (great i making fun of myself ) .

You know sad to say we always say beauty is more than exterior,but honestly dets is so bullshit,i mean look at amber chia, she barely can even speak english properly,thanks to her beauty she gets the fame n glory while the more better and deserving personalities i find are just back seat runners,haiz..thats the world i guess...so like they say u cant beat em join em...

I have another 2 more months of holiday,which means i really wanna make good use of this time before uni starts again, found out that the syllabus for my next sem is gonna be a killer, which means i seriously gotta start sourcing for materials becuz i vow not to be so unprepared like last sem,still heaving a sigh of relief in passing all of it, meanwhile the results are still not out yet and i m pretty worried bout it, so hope it ll come out later hehe....oh btw my wonderful bro gotten me an ipod shuffler,hehe now i can work out wif more motivation of songs...den again i really wanna own the latest ipod ,i should stop going out so much n maybe save the $$$ for it..hmmm bvut i really want det timberland shoes....sigh u know i m so pissed, i saw this pair of timberland det i fell in love wif, i was just about to made the concious decision to purchase it n guess wat they dun ve my size, like as though so many ppl will buy,btw the hari raya puasa has begun last week which means raya this year ll be in early NOV...thing is seems like the muslims were suppose to fast and of cuz this ll make them thinner, but i think this fasting thing is making them more fatter than ever, imagine not eating anything the whole day and wolfing down all rubbish towards the evening n then go ZZZZ ,gosh det is so bad for health...

i think i ll stop crapping here cuz i wanna go back to my harry potter series, been catching up wif all my book collection which i bought n stored dere waiting to be read..hehe, wait till i finish the potter series i m seriously doing a review n each og the volumes...:P

back..after a week....

hmm...seems like i ve not blog for a while...anyways..finally i ve some time off to be online...its been a hell of a week,but rather good one indeed, time passes by so fast when u r having fun...meanwhile i had been busy focusing on some goals that i set out to do before another year would to go by...nevertheless things looks pretty positive...anyways..too soon to say...u know recently i ve been meeting really interesting individuals...learning a lot from all these people taught me a great deal about my direction in life...

meanwhile,apart from being a student i decided det i wanna build a career fast and before i graduate i aim to at least ve a buisness to run on....yet i guess sometimes gotta see where my limitations are...anyhow..my growing list of clientelle seems rather positive...anyhow... i m not gonna be big headed n try doing things all at once knowing very well det studies is still the number one priority...meanwhile i ve yet to attend my interview wif the embassy..shit man....cant put on hold anymore.....i ve some pretty bad things which happen onto me earlier this week...but wat the heckla.r..its life ..n ups n downs r bound to happen....nevertheless i m pretty optimistic bout things,i guess dets the best way to cope n instead of becoming negative over issues...sometime i really dun understand why some ppl tend to be more negative than others,its not det i m against their view but seriously its just damaging to health....

tomorrow my dad's best friend n family ll be arriving from hong kong....its a really big deal as they r here to witness their son performing live wif jacky cheung, well at least i ve the privilige of knowing him as a kid n i still remembered the time when we tried to steered his dad's yatch cept det we almost crash the ship hehe.....anyhow now det he's gonna be a future star with tvb..wish u luck k...meanwhile i hope u become so famous n next thing i know if i ve $$$ probs i m gonna sell out photos to the press hehehe...jkinglar..u think i so cheap mer..then again the photos are pretty priceless heh..:P...i m happy for u lar...go succeed ur dreamlar u really ve wat it takes..just make sure u sing better then edison chen..u look better anyways...hehe..:P( damn i wonder why things din work out....) talking bout the yatchlar...:p

anyways i m looking forward to the sumptuous dinner tomorrow..meanwhile really tired..need to catch up on my beauty zzz..:)

lingering past...

pondering thoughts,peaceful songs,
all at once,hear no more.
treacherous thoughts,unending sequence,
obey and be truthful,seek the lord.

living a substance,revived in a manner,
hold to faith,because it surrenders all.
differences and objections,
many to be questioned,
it buys integrity and leads to many possibility.

love heals the ones det seek the love of god,
lays a more powerful hand and heart,
growing in christ and in seeking for answers,
it ll thus be answered.

finally nothing matters more than having a good sense of direction.
no straying around,avoiding all pitfalls,
be strong for the sake of not having voids in between,
because the greatness in doing so is being loving to oneself,
in terms of everything, and in getting desirable happiness that lasts...

romantic countries..

H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. Come Here??. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction
K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. & nbsp; Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U. Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D.Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

A visit to the Us embassy....

Today was not my day...i was bracing myself for an early interview to get my visa approved so det i can quickly make sure det my holiday plans are properly settle out, n then what a great deal of nonsense i ve to go through n yet nothing was garnered off it...except wasted time n of cuz wasted effort, nevertheless...i guess dets why important things have to be done twice for an effect to happened...meanwhile i finally found myself learning how to apply a visa n going through the procedures required...man the Us embassy had such a tight security...n yet wonder why unfortunate things are still reported to happen..so weird...anyways let me tell u bout the process of applying a visa...i'll bet this ll come in handy to anyone..to enter the US u gotta ve a visa of cuz..so to do so..u gotta download the whole application form.filled up correctly..mind u not even a single spelling mistake to be made....dets how meticulous u must be....meanwhile u gotta get urself down to the embassy...ohh before det u must schedule an appointment online, n u ve to do so online as no phone calls are entertain.....talk bout being high tech....thus, those who dun ve a pc or a printer i suggest u had better start investing cuz nowadays phones are already consider outdated....

Afterthat,just to enter the place u gotta get a pass, n of cuz they will search u through, mind u they confiscated my car keys n even wanted to take my lip gloss...gosh like as though lip gloss can bring in bacteria or sumthing....btw if u happen to be sick..dun bother going cuz u r never gonna be let in....guess wat my bag been searched three times n its just a small lil handbag...n the whole procedure of going in took 30 minutes i m serious...and guess wat dets just to walk from the guardhouse to an entrance...approx distance of walking to a mall's entrance...(how near can it get...n it took 30 min..u can run a marathon...)

So, u can imagine my joy of finally getting in..n guess wat i barely even spend less than 5 minutes inside taking a number when the lady told me det i got an incorrect size of photo....so u guess it.....i was told to come back and go through all the hassle again...sigh....:(

weekend of parties...

Another sunday...and finally i ve some free time on my own,anyways last week was pretty crazy,basically i was rather busy with all my entertainment that was plan way ahead even before my finals....nevertheless it was a great week having to party, club,meet up friends,shop around and of cuz last nite the best nite ever :)

Yesterday was steph's 21st bday which she pre celebrated early which was a good thing, anyways rented an apartment suite in AScott (the exclusive place just opposite the mandarine oriental with twin towers overlooking our view) talk about being spoiled...anyways the food was good..gourmet styled prepared by all her friends,it was a small gathering but really it was way better det way...everyone was forced to get drunk and for the first time ever i get to see my "twin" really drunk...hehe..anyways it was a good nite and once again happy 21st n may u be blessed with all the best in life :)
On sat,went to party with some good friends in zouk,damn the music was good..and we were taking centrestage hogging the whole podium to ourselves,talk about self centred man...anyhow it was really great really....which is prompting me to start my salsa/latin class really soon...cuz i really wanna improve my dancing techniques not that i m det badlar..

Meanwhile karina forget that b****** k i think u ll be way happier wif shenton and u know wat screw him for whether he comes back or not, u know life's more precious to just mope around for a love det just cant show u a future,and regardless he loves u or not point is LDR just doesn't work,wats the point of having a relationship det u cant even get close to ur bf/gf really i....trust me i know wat i m saying....is difficultlar for a gal n even worse off for the guy rite.(i think u know wat i mean)
Anyways,i just came back was a great workout session,i feel so good now maybe from all the hormones that r pumping in crazily...and i m still so energetic the fact det i was bouncing up n down for the past 2 hours anyways i ve just managed to install my new printer all by myself....i knowlar its so easy what is dere to boast about...but as u know my pc skills r like "0" so its a big deal to me...hehehe anyways i vow to teach myself better computing skills eversince i gotten my new laptop so det i can use 3D animation to draw cells....(what a geek) i should stop crappinglar meanwhile i really gotta go get my visa properly done up...and really i pray god that no more tornados ll hit anymore cuz really its delaying my visa approval...sheesh (how insensitive am i..)
anyways to u peeps out dere,be sure to ve a great week,take care n exercise if u feel down it works u know...meanwhile if u dun feel like it then again read the blog below....at least it ll be a source of comfort lol.....:P

best advice for health n dieting...

Health & Fitness the Facts:>>>

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is thistrue?>>
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don'twaste>them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?>>
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). A pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?>>>
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,that>means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more >ofthe>goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?>>>
A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one.If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regularexercise program?>>>
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?>>>
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.In fact, they're permeated in it.How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?>>>
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?>>>
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?>>>
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans ... another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!>>>
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?>>>
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?>>>
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have hadabout>food and diets and remember.......>>>"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of >arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather >to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the >other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming>- WOO HOO!

this is a good joke..:)

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to Heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is,you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about itfor a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St.Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!"Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes.""Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!""Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words andwaited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it."Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

these are really funny...enjoy reading..:P

BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

stomp workshop..a great day..:)

I m so relieved, results were finally out yesterday and thank god again that i pass everything n dun need to seat for any supplementary test or so...gosh i was so worried over the maths paper...cuz i simply paid too much time on chem n the rest till i dun even ve time to do more on my maths..on top of det i sux with numbers, anyways moral of the story...do not party till dawn for consecutive periods when finals is just 2 weeks away and start studying only a week before..trust me i so learnt my lesson now...anyways for next sem i m going all out to hit 4.0 and seriously i must do it for redemption sake..i just hope det the actual results will only come out after my trip so det i can enjoy first n then worry bout it later hehe....

Meanwhile i had a pretty interesting day, i went with karina for the press released of flightplan film by jodie foster...seriously..dun botherlar wasting ur money on it...the plot is pretty much like her previous movie panic room...i was so bored by the scenes in the 1st half of the movie...then again i got in for free thanks to my buddy here.....(woman i seriously am comtemplating on taking a journalist job,the vip treatments that u get...seriously i m so jealous...:P)anyhow luckily the plot thickens and the 2nd part shows a better picture , since it is yet to be released i shall not say too much...overall its not that bad but its not great either....anyhow the chronicles of narnia would be a better bet..i m so waiting for it...bought the book n m hooked on it....goodlar preoccupied my time during my hols...

I attended a workshop later on in the day conducted by none other than the world famous Stomp people,it was in istana budaya..i was taught to stomp hehe..and there were only like 15 of us from various uni we were invited by the Star newspaper...it was so much fun ..best part is the cutie which was teaching us cant help flirting around with him..he's just too cute hehe....anyhow at the end of the workshop we were like so pro in it , i think we probably could form a band on our own..guess wat i now know how to make music out of a broom...i mean seriously a broom...hmm..i think i should go catch the showlar...meanwhile to u ppl out dere go see it k..its really worth a watch ..they ll be on till this sun ..and all of these ppl are very talented ,they come from all over the world,london ,brazil to name a few..n really its the only tour det they ll ever be doing that covers southeast asia.....(i m such a great promoter...hehe)..

apart from det i m so tired, and i still ve yet to make a trip down to the US embassy...sigh i prolly golar this fri....

unanswerable questions...

Questions with No Answers
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Will your answer to this question be no?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
If a Smurf choked, what color would it turn?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why didn't Noah just swat those two mosquitoes?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconuts, why couldn't he fix a hole in the boat?
If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
Why is minimalism such a big word?
Do fish get thirsty?
If you learn from mistakes, why isn't I a genius?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What really was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

company mergers..(pretty funny :) )

Shocking Company Mergers
If Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merged, they would become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
If Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merged, they would become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
If 3M and Goodyear merged, they would become MMMGood.
If John Deere and Abitibi-Price merged, they would become Deere Abi.
If Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merged, they would become Zip Audi Do Da.
If Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merged, they would become Honey I'm Home.
If CitiBank, Minute Maid, Calvin Klein, You & Me, and No Money Down merged, they would become Calvin Maid You & Me Citi Down a Minute.
If Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining merged, they would become Mine All Mine.
If Federal Express and UPS merged, they would become FED UP.
If McDonalds, Knots Berry Farm, Old American, and Hada Media merged, they would become Old McDonalds Hada Farm.
If Fairchild Electronics, Honeywell Computers, and Rothschild merged, they would become Fairwell Honeychild.
If 3M, J.C. Penney, and the Canadian Opera Company merged, they would become 3 Penney Opera.

science theories by kids...hehe :)

The Latest Science Theories from Kids!
-Beguiling ideas about science from 5th and 6th grade essays, exams, and classroom discussions...
Question: What is one horsepower?Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
-The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.
-When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
-When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
-Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
-We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe.
-Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.
-While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.
-Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.
-South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.
-Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
-Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.
-Horticulture started when Columbus landed on the bank of the Mississippi at St. Louis and taught the Indians to grill roasting ears during a massive picnic.
-A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
-There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.
-Lime is a green-tasting rock.
-Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
-Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
-Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.
-We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
-To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.
-In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.
-Clouds are high flying fogs.
-I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
-Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
-Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.
-Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
-In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.
-Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.
-A blizzard is when it snows sideways.
-A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.
-Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.
-The wind is like the air, only pushier.

yi lu xiang bei-heading towards north...jay chou

(first verse)
cong shi jing li de shi jie,
from the mirror of ur world

yue lai yue yuan de dao bie,
the further the distance apart

ni zhuan sheng xiang bei,
you turn your direction behind

che nian hai shi heng mei,
you still look beautiful from the side view

wo yong yan guang qu zui,
i follow you with my sight

yi ting jian ni de lei,
i only hear the sorrowful tears

jie jing yi zhi zai hou tui,
the faded visions going backwards

ni de peng gui zai zhuan wai ling chui,
your indecisiveness floats along and reflects on the car window

Chorus:
wo yi lu xiang bei,
i walk towards the north

li kai you ni de ji jie,
leaving the memories of us behind

ni shuo ni hao lei,
you say you were too tired

yi wu fa ai shang shui,
you cant love another

feng zai shang lu chui,
winds blowing across the streets

guo wang the hua mian zuan dou shi wo bu dui,
the past is all of my wrongdoings

xi shu de can kui,
times i truly regret

wo shang ni ji hui,
hurting you
(repeat 1st verse)
(2nd verse)
zai che chuang wai mian ,pai huai shi wo chuo shi de ji hui
passing the windows of your car,i missed the chances there

ni zhan de fang wei,geng wo zhong jian ge zhe lei,
tears are in between where you and i stand

(repeat chorus)
fang xiong pan zhou wei,hui zhuan zhe wo de hou hui,
looking around my surroundings,i cant help the sense of regretting

wo jia shu chao yue,
i was too impatient

que shuai bu diao jin jin gen shui de shang bei,
i cant let go the pain that follows me through

xi shu de can kui,
times i truly regret

wo shang ni ji hui,
hurting you

ting zhi lang bei,
stopping all that i can

jiu rang cuo chun cui,
or let the mistakes continued on....