Shocking Company Mergers
If Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merged, they would become Polly-Warner-Cracker.
If Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merged, they would become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
If 3M and Goodyear merged, they would become MMMGood.
If John Deere and Abitibi-Price merged, they would become Deere Abi.
If Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merged, they would become Zip Audi Do Da.
If Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merged, they would become Honey I'm Home.
If CitiBank, Minute Maid, Calvin Klein, You & Me, and No Money Down merged, they would become Calvin Maid You & Me Citi Down a Minute.
If Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining merged, they would become Mine All Mine.
If Federal Express and UPS merged, they would become FED UP.
If McDonalds, Knots Berry Farm, Old American, and Hada Media merged, they would become Old McDonalds Hada Farm.
If Fairchild Electronics, Honeywell Computers, and Rothschild merged, they would become Fairwell Honeychild.
If 3M, J.C. Penney, and the Canadian Opera Company merged, they would become 3 Penney Opera.
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