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Questions with No Answers
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Will your answer to this question be no?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
If a Smurf choked, what color would it turn?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why didn't Noah just swat those two mosquitoes?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconuts, why couldn't he fix a hole in the boat?
If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
Why is minimalism such a big word?
Do fish get thirsty?
If you learn from mistakes, why isn't I a genius?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What really was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?