Wednesday, November 30, 2005

king arthur's table-s good joke..

You must read all of it to get the message :-

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch ofaneighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals . So, the monarch offered him his freedom,as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess,the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would havet he answer.But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrivedand Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth,smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a pugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot,learning of the proposal, spoke withArthur.He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered ... is to be in charge of herown life. Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that thewitch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him.The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle,an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during theday,but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments? What would YOU do?What Lancelot chose is below. BUT ... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life .Now ... what is the moral to this story?Scroll downThe moral is..... If you don't let a woman have her own way....Things are going to get UGLY!

Sunday, November 27, 2005

a musical to remember indeed

its been a while since i blog here,well i still got to put in some entries to keep my blog alive rite..hehe meanwhile past 3 weeks,have been working out in the gym a lot, n mind u i have not gone any thinner because i just realised det the more u work out the more u eat....wat to do ur appetite increases because u become more active, nevertheless i ve been attending some really great classes especially the latest form of yoga-tantra,known as the highest form of yoga exercise,this experienced instructor by the name of master lingam, well having had 24 yrs of experience under his belt, presumably he definitely qualifies to teach a yoga of that standard.Only thing was he never warn us intermediate or i rather say start over begineers bout how tough the poses are, and thanks to his class, i m suffering from a sore back,spine n toes haha, bet u din know det the strongest pose and hardest one to do is to have ur toes balance ur entire weight,well..i was told even a person of the greatest stamina,endurance etc..could not master this particular pose either....which means that since i did it, so i must be damn strong..(haha, no way...)
My brother had gone to the states for vacation, and its been 3 weeks already bet he's having a great time dere....meanwhile just hope he remembers to get me my stuff hehe....meanwhile some pretty good n bad news happened over this 3 weeks, firstly my trip to the states had to be postponed due to some glitches, anyhow its better that i go next yr i guess....but i do feel somewhat dissapointed with it for i had been looking forward to see my best friend dere....yet, no worries k..i do understand bout the things, so don't bother feeling bad cuz its not like i ll not go, its just at a later time, besides i had already submit my visa application, which means i ve a visa valid for 10 yrs, now tell me how would i possibly not go within this period hehe..:)
Apart from det, my dad's best friend really kept to his word, gosh, he's the one with the son in the making of becoming one of those stars in TVB, anyhow...dad pass me the VVIP tickets yesterday ,and my mom, aunt n i went to watch wat i consider the most unforgetable musical of all times.Seriously, i had been exposed to musicals ever since i was young, because i had the chance to participate and act in it as well, so threatre works is something that i know a thing or two about , and the musical that i witnessed to yesterday was produced and starred by a group of famous n rather talented chinese led by the equally famous jacky cheung(also known as one of the 4 heavenly kings in HK)Anyways, i met aaron right dere when i was just bout to enter the stage to our seatings, it was really wat i call fated to meet, cuz never thought we could catch him as he was just so tremendously busy, well i ve not seen him close to a decade, and having remember the lil kid s time where we went to ocean park together etc..anyhow he seemed unabled to regcognised me at first..(hehe i must ve changed a lot, for the better i hope..)anyhow when he saw my mom who had the same face and seems to never grow ol...honestly my mom is blessed wif good genes...then he remembered hehe .
I am really happy for him because he finally achieve wat he had always dreamed of becoming, yet its a pity det his brother did not do so, cuz seriously he had a younger bro who's one word...cute..as in seriously good looking...another potential TVB star and best of all a graduate from Princeton all is it Cornell, whicheverlar....but anyhow wish him success..man i still cant believe it...sigh....its time i had better stay more focused to my own dreams as well...cuz really seeing him gave me a big motivation and i told myself det i must never give up on wat i want...so really ppl stay true to ur dreams, make sure u dream big, and dun ever evr give up on it..because u ll succeed if u really stay truly focused on it...just like my lil childhood friend whom i once considered ...wateverlar better not say it..anyways kudos to u..and i hope u ll end up being a big star in time...
Life been good, but i hope with this time i can do some self seeking, healing,and understanding of what i would, and want to go on in my journey in life, despite understanding det some things ..its better not to plan it first because u simply never know wat ll happen for sumtimes its up to God to plan it for u, yet, u do have a choice, and choosing the right choice can evidently lead u to a better destiny, cuz in a way destiny is in ur hands...as far as i m concern, i ve make an agreement to myself to understand det the way to go about things, is to always to be concentrated, consistent and patient enough so if i can stick to these virtues and practice what is preach.....hehe.:)anyways i think i ve just jot down a big entry so thats all for now....